A. B. C.Q. 1.
Please study this photograph of three babies. One of them will grow up to undermine decent human values and threaten the social fabric of modern Australian society. Will it be:
A) A gay man?
B) A Muslim?
C) John Winston Howard?
Q. 2.
What is 'homophobia'?
A) Fear of mad dogs?
B) Fear of water?
C) Fear of display homes?
Q. 3.
How out are you?
A) Very out.
B) Sort of out.
C) Not out* at all?
D) Straight but 100% supportive?
*Please note that the use of Brodie Holland's photograph is not meant to infer in any way that he is a closeted homosexual, not that there's anything wrong with that, although he did blatantly check me out at the Black and White Ball a couple of years ago, and then there's the whole Dancing with the Stars thing, and oh, alright yes, a bloke can dream can't he?
6 comments:
1. Yes.
2. No.
3. Very.
[Did I do it right?]
you have nothing to say
richard you disappoint me
my answers:
Q1: all of the above
Q2: definately c. but turnbull better be scared.
Q3: a. but sure am willing to settle for c.
dear bonnie - no, you did it left. :-)
dear anonymous - whatever.
dear other anonymous - i live to disappoint.
g-man - hurrah!
mmm... brodie...
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